Rockin' the Suburbs (Over the Hedge version)

Original Artist: Ben Folds/William Shatner

Let me tell y'all what it's like
Watching "Idol" on a Friday night
In a house built safe and sound
On Indian burial ground
Sham On

We drive our cars every day
To and from work both ways
So we make just enough to pay
To drive our cars to work each day
Hey Hey

We're rockin' the suburbs
Around the block just one more time
We're rockin' the suburbs
'Cause I can't tell which house is mine
We're rockin' the suburbs
We part the shades and face the facts
They got better looking fescue
Right across the cul-de-sac

Hot real estate rising stars
"Get Rich Quick" seminars
Soap opera magazines
Forty-thousand watt nativity scenes

Don't freak about the smoke alarm
Mom left the TV dinner on

Yeah, we're rockin' the suburbs
From Danny Hughes (?) to Chevy Chase
We're rockin' the suburbs
We numb the muscles in our face
We're rockin' the suburbs
Feed the dog and mow the lawn
Watching mommy bounce the cheques
While daddy juggles credit cards

[spoken]
Hi! Sorry to bother you.
The name's Bill; I live just across the street
Yeah, that's right juct over there - no, no. Not that house,
The one next to it with the extra flower bed?
Oh, and here's all your papers from the last few days
They were just piling up on the driveway where the WHOLE neighbourhood could see them
Not that that's a problem, of course, but that and the grass being a little overgrown
might give someone the impression you were out of town,
And you wouldn't want that!
I've got to be going shortly to a little class I've been attending I just...
Er, no no no no, not pottery or anything like that...
it's, uh, an ANGER MANAGEMENT class actually.
And speaking of that very class they've been advising I find some common ground with people before you confront them to avoid becoming violent, y'know?
Well, actually, we do have a few things in common.
Here - could you take these papers? They're getting my suit wet.
And, as I was saying, we do live on the same cul-de-sac; that's common ground.
And I believe we actually have the same house plan, except the reverse. Your garage is on the left and mine's on the -
No! It wasn't me that dialed 911 at 6:31pm Wednesday about your son's noisy rock band. Anyway, it's about your dog, and of course about our garbage, and some of the neighbours' garbage cans...
No, I'm sorry, it IS your dog who's been strewing garbage around the block, AND I have digital evidence - complete with red-eye reduction - which I will email to you to prove that it is, in fact, your dog.
Now, I have to warn you that I have a black-belt in karate too, and I certainly don't mind using it if necessary.
No, not on you ma'am. ON YOUR STINKING DOG!


We're rockin' the suburbs
Everything we need is here (Yeah! Yeah!)
We're rockin' the suburbs
But it wasn't here last year
We're rockin' the suburbs
You'll never know when we are gone
Because the timer lights the pond
And turn the cricket noises on each night
Yeah, yeah, we're rockin' the suburbs
Yeah, yeah, we're rockin' the...
Suburbs!