Lovesick Diagnostician

Original Artist: Ben Folds

Dr. Yang, help me mend this broken heart,
You got to help me Doc, I don't know where to start
When she walked right out that door,
And left me crying on the floor
She said she's only going to the store.

Dr Yang, what's the lovesick diagnosis?
'Cause she says she cannot cope with my neurosis
You would think I had chronic halitosis,
Dr. Yang

Dr Yang, now her voicemail box is full
And she won't call meI'm feeling like a fool,
The last time I saw her in her car,
I threw her shit out in the yard,
Locked her out and headed to the bar

Dr Yang, what's the lovesick diagnosis?
'Cause she says she cannot cope with my neurosis
I could always hurt myself doctor, she knows this
Dr. Yang
Dr. Yang

All the king's horses,
And all the king's men,
Couldn't get back my girlfriend

Dr. Yang, if you can't fix my heart and head (heart and head),
Actually there is something you can do instead (do instead),
Call my girlfriend from your number,
Explain that you're a doctor
Tell her that I love her so,
She hurt me more than she could know,
And even with all your degrees,
There's nothing you can do for me,
She won't have to block my number any more.

Dr. Yang
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Dr. Yang
(da da da daaa da)
Dr. Yang

Gonna kill myself tonight
Tell her that, Dr. Yang

Stats:

30 known live performances.
First performed: 2008-09-25 - Bank of America City Center (WBRU Dunkin Donuts Concert Series), Providence, RI, US.
Most recently performed: 2009-04-01 - Hard Rock Live, Orlando, FL, US.