Where's Summer B?

Original Artist: Ben Folds & Darren Jessee

I'd like to tell ya,
Like to tell ya,
Tell ya everything,
'Cause nothing changes,
Ever changes,
Nothing seems the same these days.

Dave's been a mess since Cheryl left,
Just sits at home at beats back Death,
And Beth still wears that stupid dress.

There goes Jo Capero again,
That's Darrens girlfriend,
They're asking where you've been like I know where you've been,
Hey Summer, Where've you been?

I tried to tell ya,
Tried to tell ya,
Took a little bit too long,
And now your phone is disconnected,
And your shit's out on the lawn,
The hardback cafe closed down,
Now we got an office town,
You should have stuck around cause,

There go Alice and Frank again,
They're holding hands,
They're asking where you've been like I know where you've been,
Hey Summer, Where've you been?

I could take a train or fly away,
Maybe write a book and change my name,
I could settle down.

There goes Jo Capero again,
Hey! That's Darrens girlfriend,
Alice and Frank are holding hands,
They're asking where you've been,
Hey Summer, Where've you been?
And I,
Could smoke a bowl with Caleb,
Or fly away,
Or settle down.
Hey Summer, Where've you been?

Stats:

59 known live performances.
First performed: 2001-09-19 - Roxy Theatre, Atlanta, GA, USA.
Most recently performed: 2016-11-05 - Blizzard Theater, Elgin, IL, US.