Short Bus Benny

Original Artist: Ben Folds

Yo back in the day you mother fuckers made fun of me,
Stepped to me,
Wouldn't let me be.
In the halls you pulled down your pants and showed your butts to me,
All the girls went "tee hee hee".
Well, you wait and see
Short Bus not through with you,
Straight out of mother fuckin' in school suspension fool.
I told you bitches this shit would be continued
Bennie whoops your ass in part two...electric boogaloo.

Yo, what's my name?
Short Bus Benny

Stats:

29 known live performances.
First performed: 2001-10-12 - Reed College, Portland, OR, USA.
Most recently performed: 2007-04-02 - Braden Auditorium/Illinois State Univ, Normal, IL, US.

Notes

This short rap is sung in Ben's "Short Bus" voice. The short bus is referring to the minibus often used by schools to transport special-needs students.