Pirate Joke Song

Original Artist: Ben Folds

This pirate walks into a bar
With a captain's wheel crammed down the front of his pants
And the bartender says
And the bartender says
"Why you got that Captain's wheel crammed down the front of pants?"
And he says: "Arr! It's driving me nuts!"
"Arr, Arr! It's driving me nuts!"
"Arr, Arr! It's driving me nuts!"
And that's the end of my song

Arr, it's driving me...
Arr, it's driving me nuts
Arr, it's driving me...
Arr, it's driving me...
Nuts

Stats:

1 known live performances.
First performed: 2002-10-16 - Warner Theatre, Washington, DC, USA.
Most recently performed: 2002-10-16 - Warner Theatre, Washington, DC, USA.

Notes

A short improvisation based around a joke Ben heard.