One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces

Original Artist: Ben Folds

September of '75 I was 47 inches high,
My mom said by Christmas I would have,
A badass mother G.I. Joe,
For your little minds to blow,
I still got beat up after class.

Now I'm big and important,
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you,
If you really want to see me check the papers and the TV,
Look who's telling who what to do,
Kiss my ass goodbye.

Don't give me that bullshit,
You know who I am,
I'm your nightmare little man,
Vic, you stole my lunch money, made me cry,
Jane, remember second grade?
You said you couldn't stand my face,
Rather than kiss me you said you'd rather die.

Now I'm big and important,
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you,
If you really want to see me check the papers and the TV,
Look who's telling who what to do,
Kiss my ass goodbye.

You'll be sorry one day,
Yes you will,
Yes you will,
You shouldn't push me around,
'Cause I will,
Yes I will,
You will be sorry when I'm big,
Yes you will,
Yes you will,
You will be sorry.

Now I'm big and important,
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you,
If you really want to see me check the papers and the TV,
Look who's telling who what to do,
Kiss my ass,
Kiss my ass goodbye.

Stats:

270 known live performances.
First performed: 2001-08-03 - Newtown RSL, Sydney, , Australia.
Most recently performed: 2017-08-28 - Cain's Ballroom, Tulsa, OK, US.