Make Me Mommy

Original Artist: Ben Folds

Awww!
Mommy!
She touched me mommy!

Awww!
Mommy!
He touched me first!

You two!
You make me mad!
You're bad!

You go to your room!
You make me Mommy!
You go to your room!
You make me Mommy!
You go to your room!
You make me Mommy!
You go to your room!
You make me Mommy!
Yeah!

Awww!
Mommy!
I don't wanna be a doctor!

Awww!
Mommy!
I don't wanna be a lawyer!

You two!
You let me down!
And how!

You go to your room!
You make me Mommy!
You go to your room!
You make me Mommy!
You go to your room!
You make me Mommy!
You go to your room!
You make me Mommy!

You make me Mommy!
You make me make you!
You make me make you make me!
(etc.)

Kill me Mommy!
You go to your room!
Kill me Mommy!
You go to your room!
Kill me Mommy!
You go to your room!
Kill me Mommy!
You go to your room!

Kill me Mommy!
I'm not Mommy!
Kill me Mommy!
I'm Daddy!

Mommy!

Stats:

51 known live performances.
First performed: 2001-09-08 - Cat's Cradle, Carrboro, NC, USA.
Most recently performed: 2003-04-17 - Skidmore College/Sports Center Gym, Saratoga Springs, NY, US.