Free Coffee Town

Original Artist: Ben Folds / Jared Reynolds

I want to live in a land where there's free coffee
And the beer flows out of the ground
The women are nice
And they don't think twice about kissing you and
Foolin' around

I want to live in a place where there's lots of diamonds
And the parties last 'til dawn
The fights don't hurt
And there's chocolate dirt
And the weed is grown
Instead of the lawn

Is there such a place?
Well, I guess there could be
If we all could be so gentle
If we all could be so free...
Coffee

Is there such a place?
Well, I guess there could be
If we all could be so gentle
If we all could be so free...
Coffee

I want to live in a place where there's free coffee
When they bury me in the ground
I'll have a smile on my face
I love life in this free coffee town

Is there such a place?
Well, I guess there could be
If we all could be so gentle
If we all could be so free...
Coffee

Stats:

10 known live performances.
First performed: 2008-09-25 - Bank of America City Center (WBRU Dunkin Donuts Concert Series), Providence, RI, US.
Most recently performed: 2009-02-18 - Michigan Theatre, Ann Arbor, MI, US.

Notes

This is the 'fake' version of the song 'Free Coffee' that was 'leaked' to the internet ahead of the album's release