Errant Dog

Original Artist: Ben Folds

Have you seen that dog? I got to get him back
I had him tied to a tree, but he keeps getting out
He's probably running loose with the bitches
And when I catch him I'll give him some stitches
Oh I love him so much
Oh that stupid bitch is mine

Errant Dog
Errant Dog

(Uh!)

(Laughs)

They're talkin' down at the spa, now the word is out
God damn I look like a tool when he goes runnin' around
I'm gonna take him on Court T.V.
And show the world what he's done to me
Oh I'll drag his ass back home
Back where his ass belongs

Errant Dog
Errant Dog

(Uh!)

He's my everything, he means the word to me
He's my hopes and dreams, fungible property

Sometimes I wonder why I put up with his shit
If I could I would become a lesbian
I know I said dead or alive but really;
Dead is fine

Just bring him here, yeah!

Errant Dog
Errant Dog
Errant Dog

(Uh!)

Stats:

34 known live performances.
First performed: 2007-12-19 - Exit In, Nashville, TN, US.
Most recently performed: 2009-03-21 - Murat Theatre, Indianapolis, IN, US.