Cigarette

Original Artist: Ben Folds

Fred Jones was worn out from caring for his often,
Screaming and crying wife during the day,
But he couldn't sleep at night for fear that she,
In a stupor from the drugs that didn't ease the pain,
Would set the house ablaze with a cigarette.

Stats:

16 known live performances.
First performed: 2002-02-25 - University of Iowa, Iowa City, IA, USA.
Most recently performed: 2017-04-16 - Harvester Performance Center, Rocky Mount, VA, US.