Cigarette

Original Artist: Ben Folds

Fred Jones was worn out from caring for his often,
Screaming and crying wife during the day,
But he couldn't sleep at night for fear that she,
In a stupor from the drugs that didn't ease the pain,
Would set the house ablaze with a cigarette.

Stats:

12 known live performances.
First performed: 2002-02-25 - University of Iowa, Iowa City, IA, USA.
Most recently performed: 2014-11-07 - Carol Morsani Hall, Tampa, FL, US.