Chopsticks

Original Artist: Liz Phair

I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home
He said he liked to do it backwards
I said, "That's just fine with me,
That way we can fuck and watch TV."

It was four a.m. and the light was gray, like it always is in paperbacks
He asked if I liked playing jacks
I told him that I was good two-sixes
But all hell broke loose after that

I told him that I knew Julia Roberts when I was twelve at summer camp
We didn't say anything after that
I dropped him off and I drove on home
'Cause secretly I'm timid

Stats:

29 known live performances.
First performed: 2002-03-01 - Michigan Theatre, Ann Arbor, MI, USA.
Most recently performed: 2007-04-14 - University Gym/Ohio Wesleyan Univ, Delaware, OH, US.