Battle of Who Could Care Less

Original Artist: Ben Folds

Do you not hear me anymore?
I know it's not your thing to care,
I know it's cool to be so bored,
Sucks me in when you're aloof,
It sucks me in,
It sucks it works,
I guess it's cool to be alone.

Will you never rest?
Fighting the battle of who could care less,
Everyday you wake up late,
Sometimes I wish I was that way.

And you think Rockford Files is cool,
But there are some things that you would change if it were up to you,
So think about your masterpiece,
Watch the Rockford Files and call to see if Paul can score some weed.

You never rest,
Fighting that battle of who could care less,
Unearned unhappiness,
Well that's all right I guess.

I've got this great idea!
Why don't we pitch it to the Franklin fuckin' mint?
Fine pewter portraits of General Apathy and Major Boredom singing,
"Whatever and ever amen."

Oh well, maybe not, I'll try again,
Well this should cheer you up for sure,
See I've got your old ID and you're all dressed up like the Cure.

You never rest,
Fighting the battle of who could care less,
Unearned unhappiness,
You're my hero I confess.

Stats:

57 known live performances.
First performed: 2001-12-03 - Duke Ellington Ballroom (Northern Illinois Uni), DeKalb, IL, USA.
Most recently performed: 2017-04-23 - Ferguson Center, Newport News, VA, US.