Phone in a Pool

Original Artist: Ben Folds & yMusic

Take it easy, take it slow, oh
Get on with the [f**king] show
That's what I know

I woke in a cold sweat last night
Seems what's been good for the music
Hasn't always been so good for the life

I've thrown my phone in a pool in New Orleans
Found the love of my life again
Y'all knows what I means
And I'll be back on your sofa
In a puddle in a couple of weeks
Oh yeah

I can't tell what you're saying
When you yell at the same time
You could be telling me the story of your life
Your life

Is my malfunction so surprising
'Cause I always seemed so stable and bright?
Ain't it always the quiet types?

I've thrown my phone in a pool in New Orleans
Found the love of my life again
Y'all knows what I means
And I'll be back on your sofa
In a puddle in a couple of weeks
I won't blame you or leave

Can't you people function for a little while
Without me bouncing off the satellite for a night?

Drink it fast or drink it slow
That's what I know
When you've gotten to the bottom of it
It's time to go

And when you've lived to be 200
Feel free to proffer your advice
But until that time
Here's my auto-reply

I've thrown my phone in a pool in New Orleans
Found the love of my life again
Y'all knows what I means
And I'll be back on your sofa
In a puddle in a couple of weeks

That's what I know
That's what I know

Stats:

47 known live performances.
First performed: 2015-05-13 - Temple Performing Arts Center, Philadelphia, PA, US.
Most recently performed: 2017-09-30 - Vogue Theatre, Vancouver, BC, CA.