Not a Fan

Original Artist: Ben Folds & yMusic

I'm not a fan
But I understand if there is something
That moves you that's not my cup of tea
It's part of what makes you beautiful
To me

I'm not a fan
Like you and your friends, you're so well read
I grew up on sugar cereal and TV
I'm starting to wonder what you see in me
No, I'm not a fan but maybe I could learn
To be

Oh, there's always something from the start
You try to tell yourself it's only small
But it's not
And it's the very thing that later on
Will tear it all apart

I'm not a fan
And I wonder if you really are
Or does it make you feel smart?
A boy band with glasses just minus the heart
He's shaking his ass and you call it art
I'll wait in the lobby
Go meet him for real
We can all go to dinner, yeah
And I'll be third wheel
So go get your t-shirt signed, fangirl

I may or may not
Be here when you return

(F**k you)

Stats:

43 known live performances.
First performed: 2015-04-25 - The Sinclair, Cambridge, MA, US.
Most recently performed: 2017-10-28 - Riviera Theatre, Chicago, IL, US.